what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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