Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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