I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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