You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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