found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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