An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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