i permit you to call me
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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