you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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