sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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