why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I cut my penus on the lid.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
