just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
