is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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