All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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