D3 body, D1 cock
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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