i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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