Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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