he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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