so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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