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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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