Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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