youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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