jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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