went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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