So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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