Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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