don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Be still, my beating vagina.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
