Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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We left the knife in your bed.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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