We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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