I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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