People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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