butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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