Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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