This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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