do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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