That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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