I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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