once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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