chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We are two peas in an std pod
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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