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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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