You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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