Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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