Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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