I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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