I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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