Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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