Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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