i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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