Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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