This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
