Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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