i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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