Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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