I have demons in me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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