You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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