oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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