I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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