definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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