I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
