just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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