its not stalking. its research.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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